Man oh man, =10foldkiller, only for you would I do this thing.

The rules:
1. post these rules
2. each person tagged must post 8 random facts about themselves.
3. tags should write a journal of these facts
4. at the end post 8 more bloggers are tagged and named
5. go to their page and leave a comment telling them they're tagged

1) When I was but a little girl, I had a horrible addiction to reading. (I have been grounded from it more than once.) If the cereal box was on the table, I'd read it, nutritional facts and all. And then I'd go find the others still the in the cupboard and read them, too. Riboflavin is still one of my favorite words.

2) I am notorious for not answering my phone, because, dude? Texts are better. All the pertinent information, at *my* convenience, and not having to machete my way through the treacherous jungles of small talk to glean the info, like you hafta do with phone conversations... yeah. Calls from my best friend and mother, texts from everyone else.

3) I do not air-guitar; I air-violin. (I am probably really behind on the times, but I just discovered The Vitamin String Quartet, which is RAD, induction of a really nerdy habit aside.) And to double up on the music-note (HA! See what I did there? I AM AWESOME), I love Manheim Steamroller. I do not know why, because it's Christmas music and sounds like what teddy bears would come up with, were they of the mind to compose songs, but. It makes me happy.

4) Shower and sleep are two of the best things to raise my mood, and yet the first two cut when I feel I'm squashed for time. Hence why most people know me not for art, but for sullen stinkiness, during the workweek.

5) When I was little, I convinced myself that I loved black licorice, because my sister *hated* it and that meant I didn't have to share. This is important when you are the kid in hand-me-downs. Now, though, I pretty much can't stand the stuff. Ugh.

6) If I never have kids, I will be just peachy (and have considerably less stretch marks, bonus!)
If I never get married, I will be fine so long as I have my nearest and dearest friends.
If I never have another dog, I will be miserable to the end of my days.

7) On every family vacation I've ever been on, I've gotten separated from my parents. And every time, I still get at least a little panicky that I'll never see them again, and thus must start my life anew on the mean streets of the cruise ship/resort.

8) I am usually pretty cheerful, but I can have an awful temper. The good news? It burns out all my original anger, so my capacity for holding grudges is pretty kaput.

The bad news? I'm a biter.

Tagging:

*zombieblowfish
~Kageno-Tenshi
~bibyechan
:devObecomingX:
*LouisDelacroix
~voiceofwind
~cjmenard
=avancna

Project with the blast from the past BFF:
+=<3<3<3... I mean, =

Project with people far too cool to consort with me out in the public eye (oh, okay, fine, the hundreds of miles between us COULD account for some of it:
+++++++= A fun new way to learn your alphabet!
A is for
B is for
C is for
D is for
E is for
F is for
G is for
H is for
I is for
J is for
K is for
L is for
M is for
N is for
O is for
P is for
Q is for
R is for
S is for
T is for

SOOPER DOOPER EDIT DE LIHAI!



Dudes and dudettes, do I have the bestest best friend ever OR WHAT? Mel, you made my birthday happy when nothing else could. Serious for you, budd-ah.

Ha! See what I did there? With the subject?... yeah, I amaze myself sometimes.

And speaking of amazing:

RAINBOW-FARTING UNICORN AWESOME NEWS!

Look at what ~Kageno-Tenshi did for me! LOOK AT IT, I COMMAND YOU.


Dude! How cool is it that she got their personalities so spot on?! This is amazing and I owe her firstborn children or something.

Remember, that's ~Kageno-Tenshi, go hit her up for a comic longer than 5 pages!
(SO jealous of this chick's tenacity!)

EARTHSHATTERING NEWS!

The latest deviation exists here only for the love and talent of =10foldkiller. Aside for a crap set of colored pencils, I've got no method of coloring out here, so she should be receiving a great deal of thank-you cards from all your retinas, yeah?

And hey, while you're over there shooting her the messages and whatnot, take a look at this:

That's just a taste, kids... the first hit's free, but after you're hooked...

MINDBLOWING NEWS!


HOLY CRAP ~bibyechan YOU AWESOME PERSON YOU! Man, if ONLY Skoda ALWAYS looked this good...

IN OTHER LESS INTERESTING NEWS!

I'm still on an island getting hit by cars coming at me in the wrong lane, distracted by calculating how many cups of cola I've managed to put down from this mystical "liters" I see printed on all the bottles... but just when I feel like a freak, booo, I wander downtown and realize that these are smoking, black-haired people who avoid the sun like the death sphere it is... and I feel less homesick.

Finally, HEY. HEY HEY HEY. The Serial Killer Alphabet Adoption Society is looking for homes for its few remaining denizens. They don't have to be good homes, because, well... about any home would likely be an improvement, know what I mean? Hit up *zombieblowfish for the final dregs from this keg of debauchery.

Now, off to mangle pictures with colored pencilling. I'm sorry, guys.

Project with the blast from the past BFF:
+=<3<3<3... I mean, =

Project with people far too cool to consort with me out in the public eye (oh, okay, fine, the hundreds of miles between us COULD account for some of it:
+++++++= A fun new way to learn your alphabet!
A is for
B is for
C is for
D is for
E is for
F is for
G is for
H is for
I is for
J is for
K is for
L is for
M is for
N is for
O is for
P is for
Q is for
R is for
S is for
T is for

UPDATE: We has an R, ladies and gents! Fave accordingly.


Argh it is snowing and cold and I hate Nebraska.


Project with the blast from the past BFF:
+=<3<3<3... I mean, =

Project with people far too cool to consort with me out in the public eye (oh, okay, fine, the hundreds of miles between us COULD account for some of it:
+++++++= A fun new way to learn your alphabet!
A is for
B is for
C is for
D is for
E is for
F is for
G is for
H is for
I is for
J is for
K is for
L is for
M is for
N is for
O is for
P is for
Q is for
R is for
S is for

All righty-reeny-roo, I was tasked to do this a while ago, but I am a lazy little beast with a full-time job, so. Yeah. Sorry for the lateness. But I did really want to do this one, I think it's a good exercise to put your muses through; anything that helps you hone in on the people you draw and write about, right?

the sex quiz!! for muses, of course...

1. Are any of your characters daring enough to wear a cheetah-print skirt?
Aside from Ro, who owns one (but only wears it on "special occasions"), no.

2. Underwear?
Tek - Just more laundry to deal with, so, nope.
Riker - Boxers, Superman or dinosaur print.
Flael - has a washer and dryer in his room for this very purpose, the prude- no idea, but I'm betting tighty-whitey crimefighters.
Geno - boycut panties
Skoda - boxer-briefs
Binto - is 16, so I have no idea - I'm no perv.
Ro - will be killed if he keeps stealing my lacey boy-cuts. X(

3. Speaking of which, if you had to buy one of your attractive characters new underwear, what would you get them?
I would buy Tek some damn underwear, any cut, just something so I don't have to see that. Made of asbestos.

4. Do any of them have irrational fears in the bed? If so, of what?
Tek fears "cry-max", Riker fears lack of a good performance, and Geno hates cuddlers.

5. Incense or Marvin Gaye?
I know to avoid the apartment if the hallway smells of sandalwood incense -_-

6. Which could handle being naked in public?
Tek, Riker, and Ro for sure, but on the absolute opposite side of the scale, Geno, Flael, Binto and Skoda would kill me. Well, not Binto, but he'd be super-confused for sure.

7. …A slap on the butt or a slap on the boob?
I don't think slapping any of them is advised...

8. Ever wanted to grab one of your character’s crotches? If so, whose?
...Wouldn't that hurt?

9. Have you ever made up penis sizes for your male characters, even if the information would never be used in the actual narrative?
I haven't made up any, but off the record, there are some mornings I'd like to "unsee." *barfTEKbarf*

10. If you answered yes to the last question, give us the penis length. (If no, tell us your preferred penis length for a potential mate.)
...*projectile vomit*

11. Even if against their will, who would make the best exotic dancer?
Ha, easy- Ro already has the clothes for it! *brick*

12. Have you ever paired one of your characters with an already established one from a television show/anime/movie/video game? (ex. Jack Sparrow and X)
I'm going to the judges with this one... Melly? What's that? Oh, no then. XD

13. If you answered yes to the last question, what’s their theme song? (If no, just give me a random sensual song.)
All my guys have theme songs that have nothing to do with the sexah-time...
Tek: Anytime, by Eve 6
Riker: Diary of Jane, by Breaking Benjamin
Ro: Fearless, by Jay Chou/Yokan, by Dir En Grey (he speaks both, but is hactually
Chinese...)
Geno: U + Ur Hand, by Pink
Binto: In the Shadows, by the Rasmus
Skoda: Lucky Denver Mint, by Jimmy Eat World
Flael: Umbrella, by Vanilla Sky

14. Interested in bondage?
Ro and Geno are averting their eyes, and Tek's all "meh, why not?"

15. Do you hate yaoi?
Nope!

16. Yuri?
Nope! Takes all kinds to make the world go 'round, you know.

17. Would you be offended if I referenced one of your character’s bumholes?
Who are you and why would you do that?!

18. Uke x Seme, Uke x Uke, or Seme x Seme?
No one fits into that neat of a category, so I'ma say Consentual Party X Consentual Party.

19. Are any of your characters virgins?
Binto, and that's the only one I'm even vouching for.

20. Are any of your characters sexual deviants?
Dude, watch tv lately? What's even CONSIDERED "deviant" any more?

Tag three other people who you think would be comfortable doing a quiz like this, and have a nice day.

okay, i tag....*Oki3Doki3 + *ObecomingX + *zombieblowfish (come on, Mike, it'll do you good! BATMIKE AWAY!!!)

Shit, I don't even have a single picture of Geno up- let me get crackin' on that, I'll be back with that sometime tonight. Thanks, *10foldkiller, for the test; you had some real stumpers in there. XD

Project with the blast from the past BFF:
+=<3<3<3... I mean, =

Project with people far too cool to consort with me out in the public eye (oh, okay, fine, the hundreds of miles between us COULD account for some of it:
++++= A fun new way to learn your alphabet!
A is for
B is for
C is for
D is for
E is for
F is for
G is for
H is for
I is for
J is for
K is for
L is for
M is for

EDIT, FINALE:

I'm back in the CONUS now. Expect slightly less slackery.

Also, the Serial Alphabet has been updated with (and brought to you by) the letter I. Favorite accordingly.


EDIT, The Second:

Oops. Um, forgot to tell you all I'm not in America this week, so responses could be somewhat slow. Also, I was looking at returning home on Wednesday, but some issues at work has arisen, and I might be back as late as Friday. So, yeah. Take care, everybody, and I'll see yas when I see yas!

It's later.

Project with the blast from the past BFF:
+=<3<3<3... I mean, =

Project with people far too cool to consort with me out in the public eye (oh, okay, fine, the hundreds of miles between us COULD account for some of it:
+++= A fun new way to learn your alphabet!
A is for
B is for
C is for
D is for
E is for
F is for
G is for
H is for
I is for
Look at this right now. NOW NOW NOW. *10foldkiller, you amaze me so much!

Life is busy and I am flying, so this might get scant. But I will struggle against it!!!

More later, love you all!!!